Monday, December 23, 2013

SCAM #16: ROSEMARIE BLUMEN MOLDENHAUER

I finally got the common sense to forward these scams to an email address under a different name, Chester Hooten. I'm honored that so many people around the world trust me to put their money to a good cause when they're dying, even if they never get around to giving it to me:

From: Rosemarie Blumen Moldenhauer
Date: Fri, Dec 13, 2013 at 2:27 AM

Beloved

  I am Mrs Rosemarie Blumen Moldenhauer born in Munich Germany  with e-mail address: ( rosemariemoldenhauer@postino.at ), i have 10 Million Pounds (£ 10,000,000.00 GBP) which I have decided to donate to you and want you to use this money to fund the up keep of widows,widowers, orphans, destitute, the down- trodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially.I'm in a hospital in India/Asia now where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk, and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live. My husband's family want me dead to acquire this wealth. I cannot live with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them as they are unbelievers.

 I want these funds to be distributed to CHARITY ORGANIZATIONS. Please, help me Stand-in as the beneficiary to collect the Funds from the security company and distribute to charity. I need honest and trust worthy individual that will utilize this money in accordance with my instruction. I want the funds to be used in funding religious organizations, orphanages and less privileged propagating the word of God. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are very unkind to me and I don't want my husband’s hard earned money to be misused. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my course and I shall hold my peace. Please get back to my private email : rosemariemoldenhauer@postino.at, if you can help me to carry out my dream because right now i am in the sick bed, hope to hear from you.

Sincerely Yours.
Mrs Rosemarie Blumen Moldenhauer
PLEASE REPLY ME ON THIS EMAIL:   rosemariemoldenhauer@postino.at

Never let it be said I'm not understanding, even when it's next to impossible to understand what the heck they're saying. I replied immediately:


Dec 13
Dear Frau Moldenhauer,

In-laws, hunh? What a pain. Instead of waiting for you to just get up and die on your own accord, they want to grease the chute to get it over with that much faster. I can't say that I blame them necessarily, because I can't think of anyone would wouldn't want 10 million smackers. But you're right, there are too many barren woman who need money to... well, whatever it is barren women do when they can't have children, like go on vacations and drink like people who just received 10 million pounds. So it all fits beautifully.

Unlike your husband's family, I know I'm a believer. I believe I'd like to get my hands on that dough and do some good with it. I'm an orphan, so I know I count. Let me know what to do, and I'll get your money to the right people faster than you say veeblefetzer.

Yours in Christie,
Chester Hooten


Unfortunately, she couldn't say anything faster than "veeblefetzer," repeating the whole cancer/husband/rotten in-laws rigamarole before getting down to brass tacks:

Beloved ,

      Thanks for the pain you took to write me, I appreciate it
because it gives me hope.I am Mrs Rosemarie Blumen Moldenhaue a
citizen of Germany, my husband worked with an gold exploration company
in India/Asia for 29 years. Before his death in February 2011
Christchurch earthquake in INDIA,He deposited the sum of £
10,000,000.00 GBP with a Latin Allied Security and Financial
Company,The Fund Was Meant To Use And Open a charitable home for the
less privilege and named me his wife as the beneficiary of this trust
fund as the beneficiary of the funds but due to my present ill health
I prefer to rather issue a letter of authorization to somebody to
receive it on my behalf as I cannot come over due to my health
condition.

    I'm in a hospital in India/Asia now where I have been undergoing
treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk,
and my doctors have told me that I have only a few days to live. My
husband's family want me dead to acquire this wealth. I cannot live
with the agony of entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them
as they are unbelievers. I want these funds to be distributed to
CHARITY ORGANIZATIONS. Please, help me Stand-in as the beneficiary to
collect the Funds from the Security Company and distribute to charity.
I need honest and trust worthy individual that will utilize this money
in accordance with my instruction. I want the funds to be used in
funding religious organizations, orphanages and less privileged
propagating the word of God. I took this decision because I don't have
any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are
very unkind to me and I don't want my husband’s  hard earned money to
be misused. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I
know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14
says that the lord will fight my course and I shall hold my peace.

    I need you to stand as the beneficiary of my late husband's funds
that are in the Latin Allied Security and Financial Company,I want
these funds to be transferred to you before anything bad happens to
me. When the funds are transferred, i want you to use it for charity
work in my family name, for the less privileged, orphans and other
indigents in the society. I don't want the funds to be left in the
Latin Allied Security and Financial Company.I have discussed my
intentions of making you my next of kin legal manner and he will make
all arrangement in your name, as the beneficiary of the funds and also
my next of kin.


  I have suffered from cancer that extended even before the death of
my husband here ,my husband had supported me mentally and spiritually
until his untimely death. The news of my husband's death came as a
huge blow to my face which I'm still recovering to this day. Not a day
goes by without me thinking of him.When I first heard the news of the
death of my husband, I was shocked, I felt like I lost everything. I
felt like the whole world has ended but am still glad to be alive to
write you this email.


please contact the security company to clam your fund,Latin Allied
Security and Financial Company.(securlatin@gmail.com).
just contact them that you are from Mrs Rosemarie Blumen Moldenhaue,I
have notified them that I will be willing the funds to you for a
specific purpose and good work.You are implored to use this funds once
it has been delivered to you,for the less-privileged, widows, and
orphans, destitute and indigent persons in the society. Please do your
best to see that the dream of Late Mr Gerhard of blessed memory and my
dream is fulfilled and make sure this is kept confidential as you are
the only one contacted for this and aware of this too .I hope you will
be willing to assist and be used as an instrument to help those in
need

Yours in Christ,
Mrs Rosemarie Blumen Moldenhaue

P.s. All, I need your total commitment and confidentiality while
performing this duty, I would not want to endanger performance of this
my only desire

German woman... Indian hospital... Latin Allied Security -- it's like going around the world without ever having to leave your laptop! It was time to get in touch with these Latin folks:

To securlatin@gmail.com


Dec 15
 

Frau Moldenhauer told me to get in touch with you about me collecting, I mean, distributing her fortune to charity. That cancer thing sure is tough. On the other hand, sometimes I wish my girlfriend would catch that cancer thing so she'd stop talking, LOL!

Now I'm more than happy to get my paws on Moldenhauer's money because I've got a few pet charities, including the Chester Hooten Beer Fund, the Chester Hooten Porn Fund and the Chester Hooten Beer & Porn Fund. If you can think of any other, well just keep it to yourself because Frau Moldenhauer wants me to get her dough. Make sure it's in dollars, not franks or whatever Germans use these days. My bank is mighty particular in what I deposit.

So let me know what to do next. Those funds are just aching for some action.

Yours in Crusty,
Chester Hooten

They were so anxious to get the money to me that they completely forgot to suggest any other charities:

Hello,

Nice to hear from you and please i want you to forward us with your personal information,so we can be cleared that you are the true beneficiary of the fund kept in our security company.

1,your full name.
2,your nationality.
3,Address.
4,Telephone number.
5,Occupation.
6,pls scan to us any of your identification to prove you are the rightful beneficiary,either your I.D prove or driving licence.
Thanks 
Dip.James Donald.
I believe it was Peter Marshall, the host of "Hollywood Squares," who often used the phrase, "Turnabout is fair play":
Dear Dip,

While I'm ready and willing to help Frau Moldenhauer, you have to look at things from my perspective. Like, for instance, you're asking me for all kinds of information and a scan of my ID. There sure are a lot of scams on the internets and I'd hate to be the sap to fall for one. So if you don't mind, I'd like you to send me a scan of Frau Moldenhauer ID. Come to think of it, I'd like yours, too. I mean, how do I know you're not one of her husband's relatives that wants to rip her off?

Chester Hooten


I seemed to be the only one who thought it was fair play:

This is the security company she kept the money and she have notify us that you are the beneficiary of the fund,if you need her identity you can ask her for it.and you can still ask her again about this company so you will be sure of what you are doing and this is not a scam.
So i will advice you to ask her better about what you are doing and why we requested for your information's is to be sure that you are the rightful beneficiary of the said fund kept to our company.
Thanks
Dip James Donald. 
Making me bother a woman hospitalized with cancer -- man, that is low. Not low enough for me ignore, though:
How now Frau,

Your security guy Dip wanted a copy of my ID, and frankly that gave me the willies. I thought that he should show me his ID first, but he said I should ask you for yours. Considering the state of your health, I thought that was a little much, but, like they say in the army, orders is orders.

I don't want you to think I don't trust you, but... well, let me put it this way. If I told you out of the blue that I had a few million dollars to give you and all I needed to do was to send you my personal information, wouldn't you think that was a little hinky? So all you need to do is send me a scan of your ID -- a passport would be nice, but I'd accept a drivers license or your Hitler Youth League card if necessary.

Christmas is coming and I sure could use that dough.

Yours is crust,
Chester Hooten

Frau Moldenhauer left me with an empty Christmas stocking. She must have been sicker than I thought.

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