Apr 22 at 5:24 AM
Hello and Good day to you.
Thank you for your response to my message. I have been hoping for your response.
I am Mr. Zao Lin; I work as a
Business Relationship Manager with the Agricultural Bank of China in
Hong Kong. I have decided to contact you regarding the estate of a
deceased client with a similar last name and an investment placed under
our banks management many years ago. I hope I have not embarrassed you
as I got your name from our Chamber of Commerce Directory. I would
respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail
confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as
a result of this mail. I contact you independently and no one is
informed of this communication. In 2005 the deceased; Mr. Thomas Hooten
came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private
banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of $
22.350 million (Twenty Two Million Three Hundred and Fifty Thousand
United States dollars) which he wished to have us invest on his behalf.
Based on my
advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made
attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit
and interest stood at this point at over $ 1.8 million United States
Dollars. In mid-2006, he instructed that the principal sum ($ 22.350M)
be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring
cash payments in Hong Kong. We got in touch with a specialist bank in
Hong Kong, Ping an Bank who agreed to receive this money for a fee and
make funds available to Mr. Thomas. However Ping an Bank got in touch
with us last year that this money has not been claimed. On further
enquiries we found out that Mr. Thomas was involved in an accident in
Mainland China, which means he died intestate. He has no next of kin and
the reason I am writing you is because you both share the same last
names.
What I
propose is that since I have exclusive access to his file, you will be
made the beneficiary of these funds. My bank will contact you informing
you that money has been willed to you. On verification, which will be
the details I make available to my bank, my bank will instruct Ping an
Bank to make payments to you. You do not have to have known him. I know
this might be a bit heavy for you but please trust me on this. For all
your troubles I propose that we split the money in half. In the banking
circle this happens every time. The other option is that the money will
revert back to the state. Nobody is getting hurt; this is a lifetime
opportunity for us. I would want us to keep communication for now
strictly by this email.
Please,
again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send you
this mail not without a measure of fear as to the consequences, but I
know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success
and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one
truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my
confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should act swiftly on this.
Please get back to me immediately via the telephone, fax number or email
address below and let me know if you intend to assist or not. If you
also do not want to be involved kindly let me know so I would sever
further communication with you.
I await your response.
Respectfully,
Zao
Whoa! Thomas Hooten -- a guy with the same last name as my fictional character -- just happened to die in China! What are the odds? I had to give Zo a background story:
Yo Zao,
Thomas Hooten was my great
uncle third removed on my step-grandfather's side! We always wondered
what happened to him. One day, he went out to get some tapioca and a
carton of Chesterfields, and never came home. If you ever met his wife,
you'd know why. Ugly as a hassock, that woman was, with the intelligence
of a doorjamb. I'm glad the guy got out of there when he did. He always
did like Chinese food, so I'm not surprised he wound up in The Land of
Chicken Chow Mein.
As for your proposal
-- I'll take half of anything offered to me! And half of his fortune is
a pretty damn big half, alright alright alright! Let me know what to do
so I can start counting that vo-de-o-dough. By the way, I trust you
105% to give me what's rightfully mine. You have a name I can
trust.
Your pal,
Chester Hooten (the almost-millionaire)
Just a glance at his reply told me he was hooked. And I knew he actually read my previous message in its entirety because he referenced it in the first paragraph. (If you don't want to plow through the entire email, it boils down to this: Zo has the money, he wants all my personal information. We need to act with honor and courage. And it's all on the up and up):
Hello & Greetings of the day to you,
I
thank you for taking out time to promptly respond to my e-mail. I
admire the fact that you know a bit about one of our special delicacies.
Like
I have indicated in my email to you, I urge that you keep every detail
of this intended business to yourself as I still work for the bank. Even
after the successful completion, details have to be kept discreet for
the sake of the future. Let me use this opportunity to reassure you that
this project is 100% legal, safe and risk free. Please know that only
trust is the basic foundation for the success of this project as I do
not know you nor do you know me.
I
have taken my time to outline details of this pending transaction of
ours, and I need you to please study carefully and respond back with the
required details(Just as a reconfirmation of what I already have), as
this will enable me go ahead to have a local solicitor here begin to
prepare the required paperwork for the release of the funds in question.
The uniqueness of your name has made it possible for us to come
together and carry out this pending business transaction with a view to
sharing some decent money. I have had to take time to outline the stages
so I can have you understand clearly the picture of this transaction. I
want you to carefully study this email and reconfirm the details
required so I can subsequently provide you with the required
documentation that show proof of the deceased's funds.
ABOUT THE TRANSACTION
Like
I explained to you in my letter, the funds are funds belonging to the
mentioned and I was in charge of his account while he was alive. I
facilitated his transaction with the named Bank. Until his death he had
no next of kin as he obviously did not envisage he was going to die
soon. It is for this reason I have contacted you because you share the
same last name with him and you would be able to assist me in receiving
the funds after which we will share the proceeds equally once the
transaction is complete. Note that my bank had mandated me with the
responsibility of finding his next of kin and I have chosen you as the
beneficiary as he left no next of kin when filling his account opening
form years ago. By virtue of my position I have the authority to say who
the right inheritor is and nobody can question my submission as I have
decades of banking experience and I know the rules like the back of my
hand and moreover I have been given that responsibility. It is important
to note that if we do not act fast and claim these funds, it would be
confiscated by the Chinese Government. In these harsh economic times one
cannot throw away an opportunity like this as it may never come again.
We need to show courage and determination in order to achieve success in
this transaction. We are not to be seen as two people who have any
pre-knowledge of one another or be seen to be having these conversations
with each other. My only official knowledge of you should be seen to be
the fact that your names and address were stated in documents which he
had attested to as his next of kin.
WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE
At
this stage I have exclusive access to the files of the deceased and I
will be instructing a local solicitor here whom I have initially
contacted to prepare all the documents in your name i.e. Affidavit of
testament of WILL including probate letters stating you as beneficiary
as well as next of kin and sole executor to his estate (which includes
cash). This will then be put in his file and presented to my bank for
verification and immediate action. Based on my ground work, the funds
transfer to you will be approved and then authorization given to the
holding Bank to make payment to you. The solicitor that is going to
prepare the documents does not know the full details of the transaction
as I have only informed him that I am helping a deceased client's
relative to pursue release of inheritance that is due to him. He has
charged me a huge amount for his services and I intend to pay it so he
can immediately prepare these documents and we can have this transaction
commence without any further delays. I need you to follow and adhere to
my every instruction and do exactly as I will advise for success to be
gained. You must let me direct this project for us to achieved the step
by step anticipated procedures to ensure success. This is not negotiable
my friend as we go into partnership. It is when there is no leadership
and no meeting of minds that there are problems in partnership like
this.
Everything
is going to be done in sequence and I will imagine that the whole
process should take about 4 weeks before money will be in your
possession. Please this is very important and your total commitment is
what is desired.
At
this stage I will welcome any questions you have to ask so you
understand the transaction to its fullest. We are going to take this
matter on a step-by-step basis. However something that I must point out
to you at this stage is that there is no wrong on your part. At the end
of the day it is the bank that will be contacting you to inform you that
money has been left for you, or similarly, if you contact the bank,
they are the ones who will do their ground work, and then confirm that
you are the right inheritor so you are doing absolutely nothing wrong or
taking any risk as I solely bear all the risks. The only person who
could have disputed this is long gone. You must understand why there
must be serious confidentiality about this whole process as that is why I
decided to contact you.
The
payment institution is a specialist bank, which deals with high net
worth individuals and giant corporations. I have my contact there to
make sure that nothing goes wrong. As soon as my bank has gone through
all formalities with verification of document I put in file, they will
instruct them to make payment to you.
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO
You
shall be required to reconfirm to me with some important details i.e.
the following details from you is needed for the the preparation of all
legal claims documents and the documentation process has to contain your
correct and exact details as you want it in the documentation. As soon
as I have made the necessary amendments, you become the legal
beneficiary and the bank will be liable to make payment to you after due
verification.
The
information I need are follows; Full Names as shown on most valid mode
of identification so as not to contradict those will be reflected on the
legal claims documents to be prepared, Address, telephone and Fax
Number. I do have your address but simply need you to re-send this as a
means of reconfirmation as a matter of precautionary protocol.
It
is important you provide a complete information of yourself as they
might contact you using any of these media and this is what the local
solicitor is going to use to prepare the documents. He has assured me
that the documents would be ready in less than 48-72 hours and once it
is ready I would send copies to you via email attachment or fax. I would
give you more details of the deceased in my next correspondence with
you once I have received the required details.
I look forward to your immediate response.
Respectfully & With Honor,
Zao
Now was the time to play chicken (and not chow mein):
A double greetings to you!
Well,
this is all coming together very nicely. I'm glad I have the same last
name as a dead multimillionaire. Otherwise, you wouldn't have gotten in
touch with me. Who says death is a bad thing? Well, maybe for the person
who died, but not me (at least in this case). No way I want the Chinese
government to take the money that is rightfully mine
to steal.
You
know, at first I was afraid that this whole thing was what we Americans
call a hoax (pronounced "hoxe", not "ho-ax," which is what a hooker
used to kill the guys who don't pay up). The name Ping an Bank sounded
like "piggy bank", which made me question how solid this thing was. But I
looked it up on the internet thing and there it was! It says "embraces a
brand-new future", which is what I'm going to do once I get my hands on
that money. By the way, is it in dollars or yen or whatever it is you
people spend on Levis and Barbie dolls?
But
still -- and please don't take offense, because I know you signed
"respectfully" on your last email -- I still can't be sure you are who
you are. Before I give you my information, can you email some kind of
identification, like a copy of your bicycle license? In the USA, bicycle
licenses are the best form of ID, other than stool sample. (You can't
email me a stool sample, can you?) So I would trust a bicycle license.
Hope
to hear from you soon, my new friend Zao. Just make sure you send a
copy of your bicycle license, then we can do business like we do in the
USA. Just ask Bernie Madoff.
Chester Hooten, the luckiest guy in the world.
Usually scammers make an effort to provide a semiofficial-looking ID when asked. Not this guy -- perhaps because he might have smelled a rat, as he implies in the third paragraph:
Dear Sir,
Thank you for your prompt correspondence.
I
am writing to acknowledge receipt of your e-mail and also to let you
know that there is absolutely nothing to be worried about.
I
did have a few reservations about the content of your message but
decided to let is pass. I do understand that we have no previous
knowledge of one another and as such, it is okay for you to be
apprehensive.
However,
please be informed that in the course of this process, at the point
where the funds are to be approved for release to you, you will be given
the options of either travelling here personally to witness the entire
process in a prefunds release physical endorsement exercise, or having a
solicitor represent you in the case that you are not able to make it
here in person.
With
a view to this, if you have any doubts or reservation, all you need to
do at that point is opt to be here in person. What more assurance can
there be.
Having
said this, please refer back to my previous detailed message if you are
interested in partnering with me on this to enable us move on with the
necessary as time is indeed of the essence.
I await your soonest correspondence.
Respectfully,
Zao.
It was time to drop the hammer:
Dear Mr. Lin:
I assume you're a mister and not a miss; I'm not up on these Chinese names, other than Charlie Chan.
Well,
I didn't mean to insult you; I was just a little paranoid, seeing how
you, a total stranger from China, wanted all my personal information.
But I have good news! Not only am I ready to partake in this financial
windfall with you, I'm happy to take you up on your offer of coming to
China to witness the transaction! This is going to be the first time
I've traveled outside America, so I need to get a passport. Once I get
the passport, I'll send you a copy -- that should be good enough right?
Now,
I
know it takes a while to get a passport... BUT I have an uncle who
works for the State Department, and he can speed things up. He even
wants to come with me so he can meet you in person. Have you ever met
someone who works for the government? I bet not. Well, here's your
chance! He's thrown a lot of people in jail, but you don't have to be
worried, because you're not a criminal. You just want to help me.
So, Zo, keep my money warm. Pretty soon, we'll be counting our fortune -- and I don't mean cookies!
Yours, mine and ours,
Chester Hooten
Zo didn't seem to want to meet my uncle, for I never heard from him again. Not a very social guy, I guess.
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