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2, WALTER CARRINGTON CRESCENT
VICTORIA ISLAND, LAGOS, NIGERIA
Web Site; Http://Nigeria.Usembassy.Gov/
Attention Beneficiary
Without Mincing Words, I Am Convinced 100% That You Have Had Bitter Experience With Various Scammers 'Claiming To Be High Government Officials Banks And Thereby Defrauding You Of Your' Hard-Earned Money'The Activities Of These Scammers Has Changed Your Perspective About Conducting Business On The Internet And You Now Believed There Is No Genuine Business That Can Be Conducted On The Internet. Well I Am American And The Internet Was Created By Americans For The Purpose Of Creating; Awareness For Your Products/ Services And Conducting Genuine Business With Ease. I Am Fully Committed To Deliver The Diplomatic Consignment To You. I Am A Full Citizen Of The United States.
Hence, I Am Making Every Effort To Ensure That No Citizen Of The United States Is Cheated By Nigeria/Benin Republic. Therefore, I Need Your Utmost Support And Understanding To Actualize This Dream. I Also Want You To Understand That I Do Trust You And I Expect You To Show Me The Same Trust And Respect In Return Since Trust Is A 2-Way Street. On
The Other Hand, Trust Is A Relationship Of Reliance. Trust Also Means Being Able To Predict What Other People Will Do And What Situations Will Occur.
The United States Embassy Has Resolved On A Diplomatic Mission To Nigeria On-Behalf Of 100 Scam Victims To Be Compensated After Police Arrested Some Fraudsters In Lagos Nigeria Who Mentioned Your Particulars As One Of The Victims Of Circumstances.
Note That After My Meeting With Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, President Federal Republic Of Nigeria And Other House Of Representative Members, World Bank, United Nations And International Monetary Fund (IMF),They Agreed To Pay You (Five Million Us American Dollars Only) As Your Compensation, You Have Really Paid So Much In This Delivery That Makes Me Wonder. You Are A Very Lucky Person Because I Shall Be Bringing It Myself And There Is Nothing Anyone Can Do About It. Check Here:
Http://Nigeria.Usembassy.Gov/
Your Package($5Million USD) Must Be Registered As An Ambassadorial Package For Me To Defeat All Odds And The Cost Of Registering It Is $185.The Fee Must Be Paid
So That All Necessary Arrangement Can Be Made Before Time Will Be Against Us. Contact My Secretary Immediately For The Registering Fee Which Is $185 Only.
Contact My Secretary Immediately For More Information.
Rev Dike Efe
Email: revdikeefe@gmail.com
Congratulations For Your Name Were Among The List To Be Receiving Compensation Payment.
I Expect You To Comply Before Then So That The Delivery Can Be Completed.
If You Do Not Comply, Then It Will Not Be My Fault If You Do Not Receive Your Package. Call Me With This Number For More Information:
Call +234-7062700110.
Best Regards.
Finally! Someone who cares for us people being scammed! I had to show my appreciation.
Hello Rev Dike!
Your boss got in touch
with me about those scams that have been coming my way. I'm glad someone
in your government is taking a look at this stuff. Trust is a 2 way
street, but I live on a one-way street. I hope that doesn't make any
difference.
They make it pretty clear that I've got to fork over 185 bucks.
Us Ambassador To Nigeria
2, Walter Carrington Crescent
Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria
Tel:+234-7062700110
Attention Beneficiary:
This Is To Inform You That I Acknowledge Your Mail,
The Total Amount For Everything Is $185 We Have Tried Our Possible Best To Indicate That This $185 Should Be Deducted From Your Approved And
Endorse Fund But We Found Out That The Funds Have Already Been
Deposited To This Office And Cannot Be Accessed By Anyone Apart From
You The Winner, Therefore You Will Be Required To Pay The Required
Fee.
You Are Hereby Approved To Receive Your Fund As We Have Verified The
Entire Transaction To Be Safe And 100% Risk Free, Due To The Fact That
The Funds Have Been Deposited With Our Office And You Will Be
Required To Settle The Cost Of Registration $185 The Fee Must Be Paid
So That All Necessary Arrangement Can Be Made Before Time Will Be
Against Us
In Order To Proceed With This Transaction, You Will Be Required To
Make The Payment With Our Embassy Protocol Officers Name Below:
Receives Name: Mrs.Helen Ndukwe
Address: 11, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria
Text Question: For
Text Answer: Service
Amount Expected $185
As Soon As You Make The Payment You Send Me The Details So That I Will
Proceed For The Onward Delivery Immediately.The President Will Endorse
The Final Signatory Before I Have To Proceed With The Delivery To You
House Address
Please Take Note That The "Custom Clearance Certificate" And Certified
Check Will Be Packaged Together Inside The U.S Embassy Official
Envelope For Immediate Dispatch To Your Mailing Address. Hence, You
Are Advised To Comply As Requested To Enable Me Discharge My Official
Duty Accordingly.
God Bless You.
Oops! Dealing with Mrs. Helen Ndukwe was out of the question.
I'm sorry, but as a devout member of the Fukawi religion, I'm not allowed to make monetary transactions with women. If someone other than Mrs.Helen Ndukwe can handle my money, perhaps we can continue.
I'm glad they respected my religion.
Attention Beneficiary:
This Is To Inform You That I Acknowledge Your Mail,
In Order To Proceed With This Transaction,
Make The Payment With Our Embassy Protocol Officers Name Below:
Receives Name: Mr Princewill Sereaka
Receives Name: Mr Princewill Sereaka
Address: 11, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria
Text Question: For
Text Answer: Service
Amount Expected $185
As Soon As You Make The Payment You Send Me The Details So That I Will
Proceed For The Onward Delivery Immediately. And also reconfirm yourText Question: For
Text Answer: Service
Amount Expected $185
As Soon As You Make The Payment You Send Me The Details So That I Will
Home Address
Now we could proceed.
That's more like it. Women and money don't mix with us Fukawis. You
know, you guys have interesting names -- Goodluck, Princewill. It's
like you came up with them by playing Scrabble.
I've been collecting pennies for years. And I just happen to have
enough to cover that $185. I don't have any rolls, so they would just be
kind of loose in a manila envelope. Would a manila envelope be OK? I
ask only because you live in Nigeria and not Manila. If they had a
Nigeria envelope, I'd use that.I received an acknowledgement five minutes later:
Attention Beneficiary:
This Is To Inform You That I Receive Your Mail.
Just to show I was professional:
This is to inform you that I receive your mail, too.
It looked like I hit a raw nerve:
Attention Beneficiary:
Sir what do you expect from me now to do or do you want to make me
lose my job here. if you are no really capable to handle this then you
can call my boss and discuss with him.
Listen Sir, here we are working on instruction and directive and i
think i give you all the service you needed for the registration of
your fund. You have to make the payment to enable your fund be among
that will receive there fund by Sunday or Monday Morning. i serve God
and i keep to my word. Have a nice day.
He had gone from "God Bless You" to "Have a nice day." Looked like it was time to wrap this up.
Simmer down, Rev! I don't want you to lose your job. I mean, I'm on your side here. I just asked if I could pay you in pennies. Sorry if that was too much to ask. Look, my uncle's the ambassador to Nigeria -- he'd be happy to drop by your office with money in person. He'll give your boss a call so he arrange the drop-off. How's that sound?
I never got a reply. And I thought it was a pretty fair offer.
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