Sunday, August 24, 2014


 Another scammer looking out for the scammed by scamming them:

Christine Lagarde <>;

International Monetary Fund
Office of the Registrar
IMF Administrative Tribunal
700 19th Street, NW, Suite HQ1-3-544
Washington, DC 20431, USA

Attn: Sir/ madam
This email is directed to all the people who have been scammed in any part of the world,and these includes  foreign contractors, Inheritance beneficiaries and lottery winners  who  have not received their payment , and also people who have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems or fraudulent government/ bank  officials in Nigeria and other African countries .

A compensation payment of $3 million has been approved on your behalf by the United nations and world bank.
You are by this notice advised to contact the ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION to Nigeria for the dispatch of a cashier check of $3 million in your name.
Find below the name and email address of the contact person.
email address
You should cooperate with him and send to him a stamp duty fee of $100 to enable him deliver the  cashier check to you without any huddle
Your urgent response is expected in this matter.

Yours Faithfully,
Christine Lagarde

"Without any huddle?" Good, I don't like playing football. I sent my response urgently:

Dang, that's some dang name, Dangwobe! God dang! Did you know your first name is the same as President Ibrahim Lincoln? You must be related!

I play the lottery here all the time and never win shit. But somehow I hit the jackpot in Africa. What's up with that? I didn't even play there. I buy lottery tickets at 7-11. Do they have 7-11 in Africa? Or would that be called something else in African? What is African for 7-11?

I would like my 3 million dollars as soon as possible. The lady said I needed to send you a $100 stamp. Where do I find that? I don't know if my post office sells those. But let me know and give me your address. I am ready to collect my winnings!

Was it Lotto or Powerball?

Chester Hooten

Looks like Dangwobe isn't fond of urgent responses, because I've yet to hear from him. Hypocrite!


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