From: Chaoxiang Liang <chaoxiangliang0@gmail.com>
Date: Monday, December 29, 2014
Subject: Regarding An Estate
I am Chaoxiang Liang, relationship manager for a finance house in Hong Kong. I am in touch with you regarding the estate of a deceased client who had an investment placed under our bank management. I would respectfully request that you keep the content of this email confidential because of nature of information you come
by as result of this email.I contact you independently and no one is inform of this communication. I take huge gamble to send you this email and hope you understand that my mind will not rest until I hear your reply.
In 2003 Mark J Heuer came to Our Bank to Engage in Discussions with Our Private Banking business division. He Deposited 8.35 million United States Dollars, for which we Created a Financial Portfolio for his behalf. On my advice, we spun the Money Around Various Opportunities and made attractive profit for first year. At this point the account was over 10 million United States Dollars. In early 2005, he instructed that the principal sum (8.35M) be liquidated to make urgent investment requiring cash payments in Hong Kong. We get in touch with a specialist bank in Hong Kong who agreed to receive this money for a fee and make cash available to Mark. However the Bank gotten in touch with us last year that this money has not been claimed. On further enquiries we found out that Mark was dead of sudden ailment. He has no next of kin.
What I propose is that since I have exclusive access to his file, you will be made the beneficiary of these funds. My bank will contact you informing you that money has been willed to you. On verification, which will be the details I make available to my bank, my bank will instruct the paying bank to make payments to you. You do not have to have known him. I know this might be a bit heavy for you but please trust me on this. You will not be committing wrongdoing because it is the bank that will contact you to claim the money. For all your troubles I propose that we split the money in half. In the banking circle this happens often. The other option is that the money will revert back to the state.
Nobody is getting hurt; this is a lifetime opportunity for us I hold the KEY to these funds, and as a Chinese National we see so much cash and funds being re-assigned daily Please, again, note I am a family man..; I have wife and children. I send you this email not without fear of the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and wealth never come easy. This is the one truth I have learned from my private clients . Please do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should act swiftly on this. Please pardon my writing mistakes. Please get back to me immediately via email.
I awaiting your response
You can always trust a family man, right? It was my duty to let him know I was onboard with his scheme:
Dear Mr. Liang,
Now
 that's a way to start the new year: making money the old-fashioned way 
-- by having it handed over to you by a complete stranger!
Can
 we just say right now that it's a good thing your client bit the dust? I
 mean, how else could we split his fortune? And better us than the state
 -- they've got mucho dinero, as our amigos south of the border would 
say. Too mucho, if you ask me. 
Well,
 let me give your little mind a rest. I'm up for whatever plan you have 
in store. Just let me know what to do, and next time this year, maybe 
we'll both be Tahiti drinking Mai-tais and eating BBQ pig ears. 
When I didn't hear back for two weeks, I wrote the whole thing off. Then, out of the blue, a reply -- with a good excuse!
Attn Hooten
Thank
 you for your reply for my letter. firstly I will apologize for my late 
response in replying your message I have been on vacation with my family
   I will explaining what needs 
to be done before money is reach your account because we have make sure 
the transfer is within law. But first I must say that I having enormous 
respect for you considering the manner with which I have contact with 
you. We have not meeting before but  the
 unique of your last name has made it possible for us to come together 
in this deal. Lets move forward and lets see what we can achieve. In 
everything we does with another there must be a meeting of minds. So you
 have to let me direct the process if we decide to proceed. As we say in
 Chinese thoroughness is what is needed here. I am not man of many words
 but I am assurance you, that we will be success at the end as I an not 
involve myself in anything that is not going to be benefit for us. I do 
not needing any upfront fees from you for anything. 
Everything
 is going to be done in sequence and legally. I will expecting that the 
whole process will be take about 2 weeks before the money will be in 
your account. At this stage I having exclusive
 access to
 the files. I will be instructing a solicitor in China to prepare all 
the documents in your name. This will be put in my file and present to 
my bank. It will be approved and then authorization given to the bank to
 make payment to you. Please this is very important and your total 
commitment is what is desired.
At
 this stage I am sure you have many of questions you want to ask. We are
 going to take this matter on a step-by-step basis. However something 
that I must point out to you at this stage is that there is no wrong on 
your part. At the end of the day it is the Oversea-Chinese Banking 
Corporation (OCBC), that will be contact you to inform you that money 
has been left for you. You are not contacting the bank so you are doing 
absolutely nothing
 wrong or
 taking any risk. The only person who could have disputed this is long 
gone. As soon as my bank has gone through all formalities with you, they
 will instruct OCBC to make payments to you. This will be done through 
an Attorney as certain verifications required by law have to be done.
To proceed I will need you to re-confirming the following information
FULL NAMES.......................................
ADDRESS...........................................
TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.................................
OCCUPATION..............................................
AGE...............................................................
My
 friend please let us be positive and show discretion as we both make 
one of the most fruitful steps of our lives. I look forward to hearing 
from you.
Best Regards
Chaoxiang LiangFor a man of not many words, that's sure a dense email. But not as dense as me when I replied:
A vacation? Good for you! hope 
it wasn't Disneyland, otherwise you'd have measles! I've heard of German
 measles; are there Chinese measles? (That sounds like a name for a 
wrestler, LOL!!)
Before
 I give you my personal information, can you tell me how you happened to
 find my name? I mean, I'm happy to take the money. But I don't know 
anybody Chinese other than the people on the corner who make 
dumprings.(At least that's how they pronounce it.) Are you sure I'm the 
right Chester Hooten, and not another Chester Hooten that's related to 
the dead rich guy? I just Googled my name, and there are 152,000 
entries. I can't be all of them! Especially since some of them are DEAD!
 I'm not dead, just confused.
Yours truly,
The Living Chester HootenToo dense for my own good, perhaps. I never heard from Mr. Liang again.
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I got the same message from that guy I said I'll call the cops on him
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