From: Barrister: Larry Jean <chambermenber@tvcabo.co.mz>
Date: Thu, Aug 28, 2014 at 9:37 PM
Subject: URGENT COMPENSATION FOR SCAM VICTIMS
Attention: Beneficiary.
It's our pleasure to inform you
that United Nation in West African had a meeting with the Authority of
International Court of Justice concerning scam activities in African
countries in such as Nigeria, Benin Republic, Ghana and Burkina Faso the
report of scam against innocent people worldwide such as U.S.A
citizens, Asia and European.
Whom the country of Nigeria/Benin Rep, Burkina Faso Ghana and other
African Countries mostly West Africans,have decided to compensate you
due to meeting held with Four countries Government and the world high
commissions against fraud activities by the Country above.
Your name was among those that
scammed as listed by the West Africa Financial Intelligent Unit
(WAFIU).Compensation has been issued out in Certified ATM Visa card or
cash delivery to your home address value of $3.5MILLION USD to all the
affected victims and has been already in distribution to all the
bearers.
Your name was among those that
were reported undelivered as of this moment and we wish to advise you to
comply with the instructions of the Committee Chamber to make sure you
receive your fund by any mode of transfer or cash delivery without any
further delay.
We advise you to do the needful
thing to make sure the WAFIU transfer or delivery of your fund via our
reliable Courier Company appointed.You are assured of the safety of this
transaction and availability and be advised that you should stop
further contacts with all the fake people and fake security companies.
scammers and Bank impostors.
Therefore you are advice to
contact the lawyer in charges of this BIACARD ATM and his name is
Barrister William Jackson and make sure you contact him immediately with
your complete information needed for delivery.
REF: 2103VC.
Name: Barrister Williams Jackson
Contact Number: +234-8173367668
Contact him with your full
delivery information regarding the delivery of your fund such as:your
name, Address, your phone number, Gender and also a scan copy of your
International Passport or any Id Card to avoid wrong delivery and then
for Post/Mail service and also any beneficiary will be responsible for
Post/Mail fees so as to avoid any scam and the fees is $110.00usd and
you will receive your funds by cash delivery or ATM Visa card without
any further delay.
Here is the payment information through Western Union Money Transfer stated below:
Receivers Name: TONY .C .NNAMAH
Country/City: LAGOS NIGERIA
Test Question: good
Answer: Trust.
Amount: $110.00USD
MTCN:
WAFIU further told us that the
use of Nigeria Couriers and the Benin was abolished due to interception
activities noticed in the above mentioned courier services in Benin,
Nigeria and Ghana and thereby have made a concrete arrangement with the
reliable courier company Benin Republic for a safe delivery to your
door-step once the beneficiary meets up the demand of the conveyance.
Yours in Service,
Barrister: Larry Jean
I didn't bother asking how a guy in Africa has an address -- rediffmail.com -- located in India. There was too much money at stake!
To
williamsjacksonchamberlaw@rediffmail.com
Today at 11:42 AM
Dear Barrister Williams Jackson,
That's a funny name, Williams. Are there two of you? Like twins? That would be doubly confusing, twins with the same name?
And speaking of names, Burkina Faso is a little strange, too. If you added a "t" to it, Burkina Fatso would make a swell wrestler's name! "In this corner, Burkina Fatso, challenging the champion, Tokyo Slim!" Tokyo Slim sounds like a cigarette, though, hunh?
OK, now that we've gotten that out of the way, Barrister Larry Jean (is everyone over there named Barrister?) tells me I've got a lot of scratch coming to me -- like 3.5 million's worth. Well, let me tell you, I deserve it. After the last time I got scammed out of $150, I swore NO MORE.
But now that you're ponying up, well, that's a good thing. But you know, I'd like to see a copy of your ID before I give you mine. I've got a check for $110 waiting to go. All I need to see is that you're on the level, and you'll be $110 richer, before I'm $3.5 million richer. That seems like a good trade off. Instead of the jerk off I've been getting in scams.
So please forward a scan of your ID. Doesn't need to be a passport. I'd take your driver's license or Idi Amin fan club membership card. Remember: I'll give you $110.
Chester Hooten
That's a funny name, Williams. Are there two of you? Like twins? That would be doubly confusing, twins with the same name?
And speaking of names, Burkina Faso is a little strange, too. If you added a "t" to it, Burkina Fatso would make a swell wrestler's name! "In this corner, Burkina Fatso, challenging the champion, Tokyo Slim!" Tokyo Slim sounds like a cigarette, though, hunh?
OK, now that we've gotten that out of the way, Barrister Larry Jean (is everyone over there named Barrister?) tells me I've got a lot of scratch coming to me -- like 3.5 million's worth. Well, let me tell you, I deserve it. After the last time I got scammed out of $150, I swore NO MORE.
But now that you're ponying up, well, that's a good thing. But you know, I'd like to see a copy of your ID before I give you mine. I've got a check for $110 waiting to go. All I need to see is that you're on the level, and you'll be $110 richer, before I'm $3.5 million richer. That seems like a good trade off. Instead of the jerk off I've been getting in scams.
So please forward a scan of your ID. Doesn't need to be a passport. I'd take your driver's license or Idi Amin fan club membership card. Remember: I'll give you $110.
Chester Hooten
I was actually pretty excited to be talking to a real live ambassador. Unfortunately, it was for naught:
U.S AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA
PLOT 1075 DIPLOMATIC DRIVE
CENTRAL DISTRICT AREA, ABUJA
PHONE: PHONE: Tel; +2348122422012
Hello Chester Hooten
Your mail has been receive and i want to let you know that i am not a
Nigerian i just have an assignment here in Nigeria and i am assuring
you that as far as you follow the due process i will be in your
doorstep as soon as possibly other beneficairies are online with you
so as soon as we receive the $105 tomorrow i will send you my flight
schedule i even call you but your phone is in answering machine so if
possibly for you.you can call me please i want to reconfirm the
payment information to you so view it below.
RECEIVER'S NAME: Emmanuel Okafor
ADDRESS: LAGOS , NIGERIA
TEXT QUESTION:IN GOD?
ANSWER:WE TRUST?
AMOUNT:$105
i will be waiting to receive the western union payment information.
thanks and God bless
U.S AMBASSADOR TO NIGERIA
AMBASSADOR JAMES F. ENTWISTLE
PHONE: Tel; +2348122422012
I really wanted to call this guy in the middle of the night his time -- 234 really is the Nigerian telephone exchange -- but I'm not sure my plan covers international calls to criminals. I had to send an email instead:
OK,
now I'm confused. I thought I was talking to James F. Entwistle. Now I
find out I'm talking to Emmanuel Okafor. (Hey here's a joke. What's an
Okafor? To climb! Get it? Oak tree, see?)
I'm
sorry you got my answering machine when I called. Did you hang up
without leaving a message? Too bad, I would have loved hearing from you.
I like talking to foreigners. I learn so much from them, like how
foreign they are.
So, OK, you're Emmanuel Okafor. I've got the $105, but I have to trust you first. I have to know that you are who you say you are, which is Emmanuel Okafor.
If you could send me a scan of your passport or driver's license (I
guess you drive hippos instead of cars in Nigeria), that would be good.
One more thing, and this is very, very important: I cannot meet with you if you have Ebola. That is definitely
a deal-breaker, no matter how much money you want to give me. Because
$3.5 million isn't going to do me any good if I'm bleeding from my eyes.
Looks like our friend Mr. Okafor has Ebola, for he never answered. Glad I found out in time.
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