Friday, June 20, 2014


Well, somebody realized that the James Dimon email (scam #10) had run its course. So what better way than changing one letter of his name in order to grab my attention? It's remarkable that the head of Chase works out of a sleepy suburban bank. Note the bank's email address, too -- it doesn't get more professional than that:

From: Bank <>
Date: Wed, Jun 18, 2014 at 12:01 AM
Subject: From JP Morgan Chase Bank Mr. James Damon CEO 1

From JP Morgan Chase Bank
Mr. James Damon CEO
Address: 2469 Hemp stead Turnpike
East Meadow, NY 11554-1155
DATE: 6 / 17 / 2014

Attn: Beneficiary,

The United States of America Co-operation  Management in Conjunction with United Nation  Worldwide are pleased to inform you that you are  Among the 10 Winners of our Annual Year Lotto  Lottery Conducted in the United Sates of America  held on 10th of Jun 2014. Your Email Address  Email was Attached to with Serial Number S/N-00221  and Consequently Won in the First Lucky 10 Winner's  Lottery Category.

You are therefore been Approved to claim the Sum of  Usd$5,000.000.00 only (Five Million United States  Dollars) only payable in wire Transfer from Jp  Morgan Chase Bank New York City 2469 Hemp stead  Turnpike East Meadow, NY 11554-1155 Be informed  that every arrangement regarding your payment  through Telegraphic Wire Banking transfer has been  made by our management.

You will have to re-confirm your full information  which will be used to set up the account on your  name here in the JP Morgan Chase Bank New York 2469  Hemp stead Turnpike East Meadow, NY 11554-1155  Full Names:Your Complete Address:Scan copy of your personal identification Direct Telephone Number:Mobile Number:Present Occupation: NOTE: That you are requested to claim your prize  without any further delay if interested.

Thanks for your Co-operation.

Mr. James Damon CEO
Address: 2469 Hemp stead Turnpike
East Meadow, NY 11554-1155

Capitalizing on the sentiment prevalent in the heartland, I decided to go the Tea Party route:

Dear Mr. JP Morgan Chase Bank Mr. James Damon CEO 1,

Well it's about time that goddamn United Nations did something for me! I'd say they owe me more than five million bucks for all the crap they dish out to the world. Did they ever do anything for anybody except make laws and tell us what to do? Hell no! As far as I'm concerned, they should give five million to everybody! They got the dough. Hey here's a joke. What's the difference between the UN and a steaming pile of shit? Answer: NOTHING! HAHAHA!

I want their money. What do I have to do to get it? I want it want it WANT IT.

Chester Hooten

Too much? Apparently so. No reply, no five million from that goddamn United Nations.


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